Jones. "Then, for goodness' sake, send me Somebody who does!"


'ARRY ON DERBY DAY.

Dear Charlie,—Are you going down? What a pooty blarmed world this 'as got,

With its Chants, and its Anti-Sport Leagues, Local Hoption, and other dashed rot.

Wot is Libberty comin' to, Charlie? 'Ere's 'Arry leg-lagged to his stool,

Because his new Gaffer's a Hawkeite, as means a old-fossilised fool.

The young 'un whose crib I succeeded to skinned the old bloke's petty cash

In backing of wrong 'uns last year, as of course was most reckless and rash.

But wy should I suffer along of it? Wy must he drop upon me