"Thtuck-up cat, my dear 'Awwee!" sez Lil.

"Well," sez I, "she may be a Princess,

As a lot o' them hexercise here. Lydy B.

and a young Marcherness

Do paternise Battersea Park on a bike;

leastways so I've bin told;

And the breakfusts and five-o'clock teas give

by dooks is a sight to behold."

"Garn, 'Awwee," snigs Lil, "you're a

kiddin'. But, thithorth! it ith a rum thing.