And Miss Cooper took stout part

In mixed doubles—which was brave:

But where was Mrs. Hillyard, "whom we knew?"

(As Ulysses said of him

In the Shades.) Oh, Stoker, Pim!

E'en bright Manchester looked dim

Missing you!

Still, joy, Old England, raise!

For the tidings of your might!

Yet we hope that Golfing craze