You are down on me—ah! like a shot—with Demand,

But as to Supply—ah! that's just where you get me.

Water? You frosty old fraud, not a drop,

Save what I have purchased from urchins half frozen,

I've had for six weeks for my house and my shop,

And they tell me the six weeks may swell to a dozen!

Call that Water-Supply, Mister Mulberry Nose?

Why, your oozy old eyelids seem winking in mockery,

My cisterns are empty, my pipes frozen close,

I've nothing for washing my hands, clothes or crockery.