My candidature, though opposed by all the yellow gang,
Has won the hearty sympathy of Mr. Andrew Lang.
And if what my opinions are you'd really like to know,
They're issued at a modest price by Longmans, Green, & Co.;
The Eight Hours Bill, for instance, I'm prepared to speak upon
From a practical acquaintance with the Mines of Solomon.
Whatever my intentions as to Woman's Rights may be,
I yield to none in honouring the great immortal She;
While, as to foreign policy, though Blue Books make you yawn,
You'll find the subject treated most attractively in Dawn.