Police Charge against Excited Throgmortonian Jobber.—"He jobbed me in the eye."
IN THE VESTRY
Minister (who has exchanged pulpits—to Minister's Man). "Do you come back for Me after taking up the Books?"
Minister's Man. "Ou ay, Sir, I comes back for ye, and ye follows Me at a respectful distance!"
A BYE-ELECTION LAY.
(By a disappointed Western Wire-puller.)