UNKIND.

Our Minor Poet. "I believe I should enjoy my Holidays much more if I went Incognito."

Friend. "Travel under your Nom de Plume, Old Man!"


THE FLIRTGIRL'S REPLY. [A]

A Poem of Common Sense.

Dear Sir, I've read through your delectable lines—

Though the cap doesn't fit, I will wear it;

And hope (though I don't know your private designs)