First Man. Waiter, bring me a whiskey and soda.

Second Man. And bring me a glass of bitter.

First Man. As for Wilfrid Lawson, he's an utter——

Second Man. Oh, Wilfrid Lawson! He's a downright——

[They drinknot Sir Wilfrid's health.


THE LOSS OF THE GALLERY.

(A Fragment from the Chronicles of St. Stephen's.)

"But must I give up this comfortable furniture?" asked the poor person, looking at the venerable chairs, some of which were distinctly rickety.

"You must, indeed," replied firmly, but still with a certain tenderness, the stern official.