When from his haunts he gets chucked out,

He deems his "spree" has ended finely.

He tracks the "lark"—aye, "like a bird,"

Upon the turf, among its "daisies";

But, by sweet Shelley, 'tis absurd,

Foul bird of prey, to pipe your praises!


A Kind Offer.—A lady who is not well up in Parliamentary matters writes to us saying that she has seen mentioned in the papers "Mr. Speaker's Retirement Bill," and would very much like to know what the amount is. Her admiration for the late Speaker is so great that, our fair correspondent goes on to say, she would willingly defray the whole amount herself, or if the total be too much for her pocket, then would she cheerfully head a subscription list. She is perfectly certain that Mr. Peel was a very moderate man, and therefore the entire sum cannot be very startling.


RATHER "BOLD ADVERTISEMENT."