New Assistant (after hair-cutting, to Jones, who has been away for a couple of weeks). "Your 'Air is very thin be'ind, Sir. Try Singeing!"
Jones (after a pause). "Yes, I think I will."
N. A. (after singeing). "Shampoo, Sir? Good for the 'Air, Sir."
Jones. "Thank you. Yes."
N. A. "Your Moustaches curled?"
Jones. "Please."
N. A. "May I give you a Friction?"
Jones. "Thank you."