Odd.—"Doctor Greef" is advertised to give three pianoforte recitals. If his performance is equal to what we hear of his promise, then those will experience considerable pleasure who "come to Greef."
Small but Harmonious Football Team for Summer.—"The Shinner Quartette."
WHAT OUR ARCHITECT HAS TO PUT UP WITH.
Our Architect (spotting Sixteenth Century gables). "That's an old bit of work, my friend!"
"Oi, Sir, yeu be roight theer, that you be!"
O. A. (keen for local tradition). "You don't know exactly how old, I suppose?"