Umra Khan's Consigne.

When headstrong chieftains say "I shan't,"

Or do the things they're bidden not to,

Like Umra Khan (now Umra can't),

They'll find "non possumus" their motto.


Agricultural Prospects.—The Kent farmers are looking forward to a hoppy future. "What's the odds" to them "as long as they're hoppy?"


"A 'Felt' Want."—A comfortable and respectable-looking billycock hat.