THE NEW KEEPERS.
Squire Bull (to S-l-sb-ry and Ch-mb-rl-n). "WELL, MY MEN—NOW I'VE TAKEN YOU ON, I SHALL EXPECT BIGGER BAGS THAN I'VE HAD LATELY."
REMINISCENCE OF A RECENT POLITICAL CONTEST.
Harmless Individual (who has suddenly and unexpectedly been assaulted and battered by inebriated party). "You Scoundrel! What's the meaning of this?"
Inebriated Politician. "'Leckshuns, ole F'la! 'Leckshuns!—(hic)——"