When Mr. Henry McCalmont gives "receptions" they will be styled, not "soirées," but "After-Newnes."


"DOTH NOT A 'MEETING' LIKE THIS MAKE AMENDS?"

Duke of W-stm-nst-r (as they come out of the Hall, Chester). "Excellent Speech, Sir! So very kind of you to come!"

Mr. G. "Don't mention it, Duke. If there's one thing I like more than another, it's a Non-Political Meeting!"