C. C. News. Latest (last Thursday) as to School Board Squabbles.—Mr. Bowie wanted to have his Bowie-knife into Mr. Diggle and others; but was prevented. A Bowie, not very sharp and without point, is rather a useless weapon in a fight.
"Wurm Wurk!"—At Bexhill-on-Sea the "Improvement Committee"—(how wise of Bexhill-on-Sea to have instituted a permanent "Improvement Committee," otherwise it might become Bexhill-at-Sea!)—has engaged the exclusive services of Herr Wurm and his band. New motto for this new watering-place, "The Early Beaks-'ll catch the Wurm." The musical pabulum here provided will be known as "the Diet of Wurm's." Band to play during every meal. Likewise "Wurm Baths" with music. The eminent conductor will Wurm himself into favour with everyone.
The Daily Telegraph notifies a novelty in return tickets introduced by the South London Electric Railway. "The return half of the ticket is usable at any time." The idea being not "Go as you please," but "Go as we (the Co.) please, and come back as you like."
THE EXTINCTION OF THE HORSE.