First Porter (A. J. B.) "COME MATE! PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT—WE'VE GOT TO SHUNT THIS BEFORE WE CAN GO OFF DUTY!"
HARRY ON 'ARRY.
["There is no doubt whatever that a large number of Englishmen abroad conduct themselves in a manner which brings discredit on our country.... Such demonstrations, indeed, are taken to mean that our countrymen desire thereby to show their consciousness of superiority over foreigners.... We do not want "Harrys" to disgrace us, no matter whether the "trippers" ride in first, second, or third-class carriages."
The "Echo" on "English Tourists Abroad."
JUSTIN THE TERRIBLE!
J. M'Carthy (with dim recollection of Mr. Penley as the "Rev. Robert Spalding"). "Do you know, Timothy, if you go on like this, I shall have to get very cross with you; I shall really have to give you a good hard knock!"
Dear Bertie,—I have got the needle, and got it exceedingly sharp.
This 'Arry—I mean the cad-cockney well known to "the 'Eath and the 'Arp"—
Is becomin' no end of a nuisance all round; but I think you'll agree
It is playin' it pretty low down when they mix up that mongrel with me!