If "the Doctor" feels much 'appier when his Testimonial comes—
Well, though 'e's the pet of England, me a urchin from the slums,
I jist guess he'll hunderstand me! Ony wish I'd got a bob
To send the Telygraft, Bill. I should soon be on the job.
Ain't Grace a 'Oly Stunner; and the Pride o' the Pervilion?
Well I 'ope 'is Testymonial will run up to a Million!!!
And when he makes his next "Century" may I be there to see!—
Wich the Master says he'll take me, now I'm called "Young W. G."
How to fix the Happy Day.—Q. When's the best day for a wedding? A. Why, of course, "A Weddin's day."