But if you essay the three
You'll soon find you're not—R. B.
SPORT PER WIRE.
[An international revolver match by cable is arranged to take place shortly between English and American teams.]
"Good morning," said a representative of Mr. Punch to the Chief Umpire of a well-known Telegraphic Agency; "I have come to ask if you would kindly favour me with some details of your new Sporting Department."
"Certainly," he replied. "It has a great future before it. We intend to revolutionise sport in all its branches."
"For instance?"
"Well, as it's in season, take Football. In fact, I've just finished umpiring in an Association match between England and America, which, in my unofficial capacity, I'm happy to say we've won—for a change."
"Where was it played?"