A NICE DISTINCTION.
Porter. "Train's awa, Man. Ye should hae ran faster."
Passenger. "Ran faster! Dod, 'a ran fast eneugh, but 'a should ha'e startit sooner."
ANOTHER CONFERENCE OF WOMEN WORKERS.
(Not held at Nottingham.)
Scene—The garish but unsavoury "Saloon Bar" of a "South-side Pub." A group of "Daughters of Toil" sipping and gossiping.
Laundress (throwing down newspaper). Wot's this 'ere National Union of Women Workers there's so much cackle about?
Step Girl (sullenly). Dunno, I'm sure. We're not in it, anyhow.