French Soldier. "I SUFFER—I DIE! NO MATTER!—OUR VICTORY WILL ANNOY JOHN BULL!" (Vide French Press.)
"What the French have to consider is the balance of advantages for France, not the balance of disadvantages for England."—Times, Oct. 9.
WANTED, A REPARTEE.
"Please, Sir, give me a Penny!"
"You shouldn't beg, my Boy. Why should I give you my Money any more than you should give me yours?"
"I ain't got no Money, and you 'ave!"
"Ah, but suppose you'd got a Penny and I hadn't!"