SMALL SOCIAL AGONIES.

Hostess. "It's but a poor Lunch I can give you! But my Cook has got Influenza!"

Enfant terrible. "Oh, Mummy, you always say that!"


NOW AND THEN.

A Morality (after Morris) in Hyde Park.

"O, give me the sweet shady side of Pall Mall!"

Sang Captain Charles Morris. But he was a swell,

Filled with cockney, no doubt anti-democrat, spleen,