Must expect rubbers,"—so men say!
MUCH ADO.
"Mamma-a-a! Boo-hoo! We's crying! Tum up 'tairs an' see what's de matter wiv us!"
THE LAY OF THE LANCASHIRE LASS.
["What will Lancashire think to-day when she reads the declarations
of Lord George Hamilton and Mr. A. J. Balfour?"—Leeds Mercury.]
Oh, was it for this that I rushed to the poll
To register votes for the Tories?