Certainly nothing gets the weight down so quickly.
THE IMPRESSING OF PERKINS.
"I hope," said my friend and host, Charles, "I hope that you'll manage to be comfortable."
I looked round as much of the room as I could see from where I stood and ventured also to hope that I should.
"The tap to the right," he said, indicating the amenities, "is hot water; the left tap is cold, and the tap in the middle...."
"Lukewarm?" I asked.
"Soft water, for shaving and so on. But Perkins will see to it."
Some people can assume a sort of detached attitude in the early morning, while body-servants get them up and dress them and send them downstairs, but me, I confess, these attentions overawe. "Perkins is one of those strong silent men, is he not," I asked, "who creep into one's bedroom in the morning and steal one's clothes when one isn't looking?"