THE GIFT HORSE.
Mr. Asquith. "THERE YOU ARE, SIR; WARRANTED QUIET TO RIDE OR DRIVE. HE'S BY 'CONVERSATIONS' OUT OF 'PARLIAMENT,' AND I'VE CALLED HIM 'THE LIMIT.'"
Mr. Bonar Law. "MANY THANKS, BUT I DON'T SEEM TO CARE MUCH FOR HIS TEETH."
QUESTION TIME.
Effie. "Mummy, when you and Daddy was engaged did you engage him or did he engage you?