"Big Dams and what they mean to the Church."
She ought to be shocked.
McTavish. "Noo, ma frien', see me sendin' the wee ba' scootin' ower the bonny bur-r-r-n!"
"McTavish. (to caddie). "Awa', ye great sumph, an' tak' it oot o' yon dur-r-r-ty ditch!"
OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
(By Mr. Punch's Staff of Learned Clerks.)