MacBull. "I shall be a gay grass widower for the next two months—wife's gone for a holiday to the West Indies."

O'Bear. "Jamaica?"

MacBull. "No, it was her own idea."


"He is only a tame duck who with sheepish timidity attempts to controvert the determination of a body of frontiersmen from their purpose by firing at them with a water squirt."

Bulawayo Chronicle.

It sounds more like a wild duck.


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"'Borrowed Thoughts.'

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