Wealthy Visitor. "You 'ard up! Wot do you do to make you 'ard up? I never 'ear of you gettin' a car for £2,000 as I've just done, or buyin' your wife £3,000 worth o' joolrey as I did last week, or sendin' your boy a 'unded pounds-worth o' mechanical toys as I 'ave this mornin'. You've 'ad bread and cheese and I've stood six jolly fellers a champagne lunch—'ow can you be 'ard up?"
THE DANGER SIGNAL.
["I think moods and colours are related to one another. For instance, you have to feel very happy and well to enjoy rose-pink."
Miss Gladys Cooper.]
Dear, did the afternoon seem dull and dreary?
Sweet, did you murmur as the tears fell thick—
"My true love cometh not and I am weary;
This is a dirty trick"?