Plofessor. My no makee squeeze-pidgin. My teachee velly well. S'pose you talkee plice....
Student. S'pose you catchee two dollah one-piecee time? Can do?
Plofessor. No can! My wantchee save face! My plice ten dollah, by'mby twenty dollah one-piecee time, allo same tango fashion.
Student. That ting no b'long leason! You b'long clevah inside—understand? My sabby heap foleign debble.... You catchee plenty cumshah!
Plofessor.. My no lose face....
etc., etc., da capo.
Nut. You-piecee here? Chin-chin!
Noisette.. Allo same you. You sabby plenty girl-chilo here?
Nut. My don't tink. Who-man b'long that boy-chilo you jussee talkee down-side?
Noisette. That b'long my pidgin!