"As everything is illusory, we had better make our illusions as pleasant as possible. 'That,' he said, 'has been my view.'"—Times.
"As everything was necessarily illusory, we had better make our illusions as pleasant as possible. (Laughter.) That had never been his view. (Applause.)"—Westminster Gazette.
Which of these reports is right must remain a matter of philosophic doubt unless Mr. Balfour can clear it up.
"At once, respectable Youth, for small milk round; a good milker; dive in."—Advt. in "Liverpool Echo."
What is the good of a Pure Milk Bill if this sort of thing goes on?