"Doubts have arisen lately if the cosmos

Sprang as I stated; an egregious don

Has published pamphlets asking if it was moss,

Or something else, that formed the primal On.

"Well, to confute at once this creeping scandal,

You shall behold the facts before your eyes,

(If Mr. Potts will kindly turn that handle—

Thank you) and note, the camera never lies."

Yes, I would teach them; and if any scoffers

Still weltered in the quagmire of their sin,