"At the short fourteenth Vardon was bunkered, and took an hour."—Exeter Express.
He should have read our book, "How to get out of a Bunker in Forty-five Minutes. By One who often Does."
"This move of the Powers, sending a rural gentleman from the Rhine to do the big stick stunt in Albania with a lot of blood-thirsty savages, is about as much use as putting a boy sprout in the room of Sir John French."—London Mail.
Personally we put an elderly artichoke in Sir John's room when he comes to stay with us. This, of course, in addition to the usual tin of biscuits.
