While some one else endorses

The obvious merits of our fighting forces?

If I have dined too well, to-morrow's cure

Shall be the fine for my excessive feasting;

But, at the night's tail-end, I can't endure

A punishment that bores me like a bee-sting,

Poisoning all the mirth

That should companion my distended girth.

For this relief from those who spoil the vine

(How oft have I refused, O learned Benchers,