Commercial Candour.

Notice in a gramophone shop window:—

"Just Suitable for the River."


New Proprietor of Public-house (that levies a fine for every swear-word). "'Ere, Bill, that's a penny you owe to the parson's swear-box."

Bill. "I'd better do what I done afore—put a 'arf-crown in and 'ave a season-ticket."