Reader of many a flashy par.

While travelling in the subterranean car,

A voice that murmured, "What a fool you are

Not to take in The Chimes!"

I said, "It costs three d.,"

But lied about the cause;

I feared the toils of destiny,

I felt those stately columns close on me,

I shuddered as I rattled like a pea

Citywards without pause.