But if your stroke becomes too "sclaffy"
Give up the cleek and use the baffy.
In Autumn when the lies are clammy
Replace the brassie by the "Sammy."
But when the course is dry and grassy
Replace the "Sammy" by the brassie.
In Winter when the lies are slimy
Be up or in, or lay a stymie.
When caddies chatter on the green
Rebuke them, but remain serene.