But if your stroke becomes too "sclaffy"

Give up the cleek and use the baffy.

In Autumn when the lies are clammy

Replace the brassie by the "Sammy."

But when the course is dry and grassy

Replace the "Sammy" by the brassie.

In Winter when the lies are slimy

Be up or in, or lay a stymie.

When caddies chatter on the green

Rebuke them, but remain serene.