"Are we not having just a little too much London? A glance over our rapidly growing fixture list suggests that the predominance of the great Metrolopis in matters of golfing is becoming rather too pronounced."—Golfing.
It's not fair to the privonces.
"Members of the Chicago Bachelor Girls' Club, who number sixty at present, say they must receive affirmative answers to this list of questions before they will marry:
... Have you bad habits, such as drinking or smoking to excess?..."—Daily Mirror.
"The answer is in the affirmative."
"Then I am yours."
A SIGN OF DECAY.
(A bull recently got into a china shop, but was coaxed out before any damage was done.)
We cut but a decadent figure;