S. G. V. Y-y-you insolent p-puppy. P-put me through to the manager. At once.
S. P. S. Thanks so much. Then I'll put you down for a subscription. The Society for the Prevention of Wet Feet amongst the Genteel Poor, you know.
S. G. V. ——! ——! ——! (Biff ... bang ... ting-a-ling ... buz-z-z-z-z-z.)
S. P. S. Exchange.
Exchange. Number, please.
S. P. S. Put me through to the Repairs Department.... Oh, Repairs Department. I'm ringing up on behalf of Major Smith, of 3, Mecklington Gardens, Kensington. Send someone round at once, please. His telephone has burst.
"St. Paul's.
£70,000 wanted for the Fabric."
Standard.