For our two poor cylinders;

All we have is vile and shoddy;

See that low-hung touring brute—

There's a bonnet! there's a body

Worthy of a road-knight's loot!"

Thus I spake; but, still phlegmatic,

Imperturbable and stout,

Rendering Doric for my Attic,

Robert pulled his note-book out;

Said, "Me dooty is me dooty,"