Never mind, my dear; I'll have a few words to say to the limelight man about this!

A Phantasy in the Central Hall.—"Caught."
The Art of Achieving the Impossible—a Cubist picture gets a place on the line.

A Deadlock. “ If we go forward we'll get sunstroke, and if we go back there's a blizzard; so we may as well stop where we are and have our picture painted.”

Floods in the Thames Valley. The family of a well-known stockbroker takes advantage of the situation to practise a little first-aid, and incidentally get on with the week's washing.

The Sea-Maiden. "Catch me!"
The Shrimp-Hunter (regretfully). "I'd like to, but unfortunately this is the close season for mermaids."
Youthful athletes, while training for the next Olympic Games (three-legged race), are hampered by the presence of large, fierce birds..

Singular apathy of agricultural labourers during an invasion.
The Card-Sharpers. Near Female. "Stop cheating for a minute while I get my portrait taken."


First Territorial. "Well, what do you think of our manoeuvres, Bill?"
Second Territorial (hitherto unacquainted with field-days). "Thank 'evin we've got A Nivy!"


BELOW THE WEIR.

Beyond the punt the swallows go