C. M. and A. M. (together). Ha, ha. That's capital.
B. M. You fellows must remind me to telegraph that home to Brazil.
A. M. By the way, I see Roosevelt has been in Brazil.
B. M. Yes; isn't it awful?
G. M. Discovered a river, hasn't he?
B. M. Something of that sort. He'll discover the world next.
A. M. Anyhow, I'm glad he's not here.
B. M. By Jove, yes. Wouldn't it be dreadful if he were?
C. M. Don't. You make my flesh creep.
B. M. After all, I'm not sure he's worse than Wilson. They're all alike, these Yankees. I've no use for them and their Monroe Doctrine; have you?