THE BATH UNREST.

My bath awaits me! It contains to-night,

Besides the customary water—stay:

Before I name ingredients, let me say

Exactly who and what I am who write.

(My bath awaits me!) I am known to fame,

First, as a rising music-hall artiste;

But, secondly and chiefly, I'm the beast

Who Puts Things in his Bath. You've met my name.