Whose might is famed superior to the sabre's,

Who furnish forth the wherewithal to charm

The Special Correspondent to his labours,

And by whose enterprise we're daily fed on

Reports of Armageddon.

List to my plaint. It is not that I tire

Of those despatches—picturesque effusions—

Which by the witness of a later wire

Are proved to rank among the Great Illusions;

Though much to be deplored, such news, I'm willing