And threepence extra on a pound of bacon;

In fact, I'd be the most resigned of creatures

If you'd compose your "features."

Could you not lift a corner of the mask

That makes these solemn days so much more solemn?

A very little ray is all I ask

To light the utter darkness—say a column

Of "stories" which your slang describes as "snappy;"

With these I could be happy;

With these my topic Muse I might entice;