THE MISFORTUNE OF WAR.
Tired Tim. "'Ere, I don't arf like the look o' this, Bill."
Work-shy Willy. "No, more don't I, mate. Cuss that there Kaiser!"
FELINE AMENITIES.
Thanks to the courtesy of the Editor we are able to publish the following selections from the stories about cats sent in for the prize competition organised by The Scottish Meekly. The first received a complete edition of the sermons of Dr. Angus McHuish, the second a mounted photograph of Sir Nicholson Roberts, and the third a superb simulation gold pencil-case.
The Life-Story of a Wild Cat.