The World's Tours, Limited.
Headquarters, Poppy Patrol Boy Scouts, Cliffe, Norfolk.
Dear Sir,—I don't think there is much use in your troops landing. In this county alone there are two hundred and ninety-five more scouts than there were in August, and they are still coming in. Of course come if you like, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Yours,
T. Smith,
Patrol Leader.
Imperial Studios, Yarmouth.
Sir,—Hearing that your troops are thinking of visiting the above town, we should be glad to take you, in small or large groups. We understand that your excursion will be only a half-day one, but we have facilities for the immediate development of negatives.
Yours obediently,
George Gelatine Jones.
Warning! To the Kaiser.