Lady (rather difficult to please). "I like this one, but—I see it's printed in Germany."

Salesman. "Well, if you like it, Madam, I wouldn't take too much notice of that statement. It's probably only another German lie!"


Revenge.

"After Herr Von Holman Bethwig's wild speech in the German Reichstag the Government might change their minds."

Cork Constitution.

It isn't much one can do to the German Chancellor just now, but these misprints of his name always annoy him, and every little helps.