New motto for Great Britain: "McKenna and the Navy our shield."
Shopkeeper. "Candles are up in price to-day, y'know, Mrs. O'Flynn—on account of the war."
Mrs. O'Flynn. "Och! Bad cess to them Germans! Why can't they be fighting by daylight?"
A SERVANT OF THE KING.
"Your King and country need YOU."
"Lor!"
Tilda Perkins, her cap awry and a smudge on her diminutive nose, came to a sudden halt, arrested by the staring blue type.