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Although the defendant in this case was a cycle-dealer, we think that these sudden changes of costume are liable to lead to confusion and should, therefore, be forbidden.
Officer (on rounds near revolving light). "Anything to report?"
Sentry. "No, Sir; there's no muckle ta riporrt; but yon folks hae been havin' a heap o' trouble wi' their light: it's gone oot twenty times in the last oor."
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