FOR ALL PERSONS.

I Knit.Thou knittest.He knits.
You knit.We knit.They knit.

THE SUPPRESSED SUPERMAN.

"What are you reading, Arthur?" I said.

"Nietzsche," said Arthur.

I sneezed in response. "Isn't that the chap," I said, "who's really responsible for the war?"

"People like you think so," he said.

"The reading of philosophy," I said, "was never in my line. Give me the exact sciences; Euclid for me every time."

"Hopelessly moth-eaten," said he. "Most of the schools have dropped him in favour of geometry."