Daily Mail.
We are glad to hear this, for they used to have simply beastly ones.
Orderly. "Your Majesty, I have been sent to ask for detailed instructions about the Christmas dinner to be held at Buckingham Pal——"
Wilhelm.——!——!!
Another secret revealed by Mr. Hamilton Fyfe:—
"As usual when they take the initiative, the Russian troops swept the enemy before them. They first cleared out the trenches and then pursued the Germans."—Daily Mail.
In the West we still cling to the old-fashioned method of first clearing out the Germans and then pursuing the trenches.